Completion
# Dispatch Achievements Guide
Dispatch has 36 achievements, and a full completion is less about raw time than about planning the right save points. Two full runs plus a targeted replay of the final episodes is enough to clean up most of the list, and a small number of unlocks depend on live player stats rather than a fixed correct answer.
# Completion at a Glance
| Category | Count | What It Covers |
|---|---|---|
| Story related | 16 | Unlock by completing the main narrative beats across the eight episodes. |
| Character | 6 | Tied to specific hero moments, roster decisions, and relationship outcomes. |
| Miscellaneous | 7 | Call, hacking, and shift-performance feats. |
| Secondary objectives | 3 | Optional objectives inside shifts that most runs can still reach. |
| Missable | 3 | Can be permanently missed in a run without planning or a backup save. |
| Slay | 1 | A single combat-style unlock. |
Total achievements
36
Playthroughs required
About 2.5
Estimated time
20-30 hours
Required DLC
None
# Missable and Player-Stat Unlocks
| Achievement | How to Unlock | Why It Is Easy to Miss |
|---|---|---|
| Love 'em, From My Mouth to My Butt | Pick the least popular donut when Invisigal asks in Episode 2. | The answer tracks live player stats; the current least-picked choice is Plain Glazed. |
| There. You Happy Now? | Pick the least popular item from the store in the Episode 7 flashback. | Also live-stat based; the current least-picked choice is Cigar. |
| We Can Just Be Friends | Finish the game with no romance. | Shortcut: break up with Invisigal in Episode 7 and replay Episode 8. |
| H4ck3d By R0b3rt | Complete all 28 hacking levels without failing. | The hardest completion condition. Disabling the hack timer eases it but affects other timer achievements. |
# Rarest Achievements by Player Rate
| Achievement | Unlock Condition | Player Rate |
|---|---|---|
| Dispatched | Collected all 36 achievements | 1.0% |
| H4ck3d By R0b3rt | Succeeded on all hacking levels | 2.0% |
| There. You Happy Now? | Chose the least popular item from the store | 9.2% |
| Time's Running Out | Completed a hacking level with 5 seconds left | 15.9% |
| Fool's Luck | Succeeded a call with less than 15% success | 16.1% |
| We Can Just Be Friends | Kept romance out of the workplace | 16.8% |
| I'm the Guy Behind the Desk | Hid the truth | 17.8% |
| Muuuuurrrdaaaaah! | Chose the path of vengeance | 27.0% |
| Any Plans Tonight? | Kissed on a car | 27.6% |
| Didn't See That Coming | Failed as a mentor | 28.8% |
# FAQ
How many playthroughs does a full completion take?
About 2.5. A lean route uses two full runs, then a replay of the final episodes to clean up the remaining romance and mentor variants instead of starting a third run from scratch.
Does Dispatch have hidden achievements?
Some achievements are flagged as hidden on Steam, so their unlock text stays hidden until they pop. The full list still contains 36 entries, and all of them are reachable across the planned runs.
What is the Episode 7 no-romance trick?
Duplicate the save when the Episode 7 scene moves from the boardroom into the change room. Later, choose the breakup option with Invisigal to reset romance to none, then finish Episode 8. That earns the no-romance ending without a full third playthrough.
What is the hardest achievement?
H4ck3d By R0b3rt. It requires completing all 28 hacking levels without failing. Turning off the hack timer makes it easier, but timer-based achievements such as Burning Chrome and Time's Running Out need the timer left on.
Can the least-popular donut and store item answers change?
Yes. Both achievements compare your choice against live player stats, so the correct answer can shift over time. The current least-picked choices are Plain Glazed for the donut and Cigar for the store item.
Last updated: August 12, 2026